Then enter into college where I had a few minor run-ins with the fire department at Rice Hall, leading toward an exciting afternoon spent in fire safety school. But for the sake of time, let's keep fast forwarding to last year when I rented a car to drive to Statesboro, Georgia. In my defense the pedals were really different, but I did go close to 75 in a 55, which my little dressed in navy friend pointed out to me, when he pulled me over. That is still the largest ticket I have heard of- totaling $400. Just in time for the holidays, thanks.
Then last week, on the road to Tennessee, I see a school zone, with lights flashing, and a cop behind me. What do I do when memories of this $400 ticket come flooding back? Oh, I slow down and actually go the speed limit, maybe a little under 35. I am looking but I don't see indication that the zone has ended, so I continue going around 30 until others behind me start to pass me. I then cautiously speed up to 55mph. I think things are going well until I see the flashing blue lights. I pull over utterly confused and frustrated. The mustached angry man in blue approaches and asks me if everything is okay. I ramble about being out of town and the school zone, and wanting to be a good speed-abiding citizen, all while I'm breaking out in red hives. He then proceeds to belittle me by making fun of me for going so slow. "Mam, when people go as slow as YOU ARE, I get concerned." Then he takes my license and registration to try to find a way to give me a ticket. Defeated, he returns to my car with a warning that only people over the age of 8o receive. Yes, I'm officially a grandma.
Now I just received a notice about unpaid parking tickets. I really cannot win. Big brother is everywhere.......